You know I didn't think it was possible to hate a damn book I haven't read this much but I am beginning to see the error of my ways. I have found a true and deep loathing for the Twilight series (being shoved in my face on this bloody site of all places) that I suspect will only be cured by either extreme Tarantino style violence or a sudden rearrangement of the universe that leaves me with a first class thesis written, an unflagging desire to write my stories, the knowledge of exactly what is the best way to tell their various stories, two kilos of chocolate and a rat room. And the rat room would have to contain at least three of the finest,